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DON'T SIT UNDER THE POO TREE

from CIRCUS OF FLEAS by fleaBITE

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Granny passes on her unconventional wisdom :

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You can fart in a jar
You can spit at a star
But don’t sit under the Poo Tree
You can eat till you burst
You can cuss you can curse
But don’t sit under the Poo Tree

My granny had a horse
My granny had a whip
She looked me in the nostril and she give me this tip
What she say?
“Hey little Johnny now you listen to me
Don’t sit under the Poo Tree”

You can lie to your friends
You can steal all their pens
But don’t sit under the Poo Tree
You can wear dirty clothes
Stick a stick up your nose
But don’t sit under the Poo Tree

Birdies like to eat all day
But every night they rest
In the tree down yonder where the sun sets in the west
They’re full of worms and beetles
And seeds and bits of fruit
So just before they say their prayers
They do a mighty poop
And that is why I tell you what my granny said to me
“Never sit below that stinky old Poo Tree”

You can eat off the floor
You can slam closed the door
But don’t sit under the Poo Tree
You can dance with baboons
By the light of the moon
But don’t sit under the Poo Tree

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from CIRCUS OF FLEAS, released September 3, 2012
Written/produced by Robin Nathan
Performed by fleaBITE

Featuring:
Shannon Williams as 'Granny'

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fleaBITE has won Best New Zealand Children's Album award...twice!

fleaBITE is by Robin Nathan, the producer of the 'Fatcat & Fishface' CD series.

"CIRCUS OF FLEAS is the perfect mix of entertainment, originality and intelligence."
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